Do you celebrate your birthday with a bit of naughtiness or are you ever so good on your special day?

If eating chocolates, cake or having a glass of wine count as naughty then guilty as charged. I certainly don’t go out on an all night bender to celebrate it but a few little treats are nice and I don’t feel in the least bit sorry.

For snacking, do you prefer sweet to savoury or equally?

See above. I have a sweet tooth.

If you were going to sacrifice someone to zombies, who would it be (first name only, please)?

Just one person? Really? I can think of several evil politicians from around the world who would make great zombie fodder and one ukulele playing politician from Australia.

How well endowed are you?

I’m not saying but there is a lot up top.