UNVARNISHED QUESTIONS

If you had the power to strike one person in your life permanently speechless, who would it be? (Real names aren’t necessary, vague descriptions are fine… and yes, this is being asked in fun and not to be mean)

I know a person who talks complete and utter rubbish all the time. Luckily, I rarely see them but silence would be better.
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If you could relive your childhood over again, what’s one thing from this modern world today you’d want to take back with you?

All the dolls I’ve collected since I turned forty :-). OK some of them are vintage and as old as I am or older but I bought a lot of really nice Barbie dolls from 1997 onwards.

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Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple are the standard colors of the rainbow.
Name something you love (or greatly admire/appreciate) for all six major colors of the rainbow! (Sorry indigo, you’re just blue-purple.  Hot pink?  You’re too flashy!)

First of all, how am I going to remember the colours if I can’t say “Richard Of York Goes Battling In Vain” ?I have to have Indigo and Violet not purple. OK

• Red, roses & tulips
• Orange, mandarins
• Yellow, daffodils
• Green, grass, Green Rosellas
• Blue, Superb Fairy Wren
• Indigo, The sky at night
• Violet, Jacaranda trees

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If you were to open the world’s most accurate fortune cookie, what would your fortune inside it read?

It ought to say “Don’t believe everything you read”
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Santa’s tired of people leaving him out cookies and milk on Christmas Eve night!  If you really wanted to get on Santa’s good side, what would you leave out for him to eat/drink instead? (This question applies whether you celebrate Christmas or not.  It’s just for fun, so imagination?  Welcome!  )

I think that when he visits Australia Santa might well be left a beer, or at least a note to look in the fridge for a cold one. He might also be directed to a plate of prawns or a slice of Pavlova. However, at our house it would most likely be a cup of tea and a mince pie.